The Platypus

My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.

Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that's not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY. 
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!! 
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings. 
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.

My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.

Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that's not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY. 
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!! 
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings. 
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.

iwillonlyregretnottrying:

if we follow each other i automatically consider you my friend so don’t be surprised if i reply to your posts like i’ve known you for ages

nevver:

“She was a dull person, but a sensational invitation to make babies.”
— Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five

Robert Downey Jr:The Making of Iron Man 2

somefatchick:

ratherdielaughing:

Polite cat

That little headbutt in the second one gave me diabetes.

Oh my god give me

DAMMIT.

“Excuse me, human. I would like a petting, please. Yes, thank you.”

“Um, excuse me, human? Human? Ah yes, I’d like another petting please. Ah, thank you.”

I need a pet. I really do.

autyn56:

http://www.deviantart.com/#/d51dqeb